Debating can be highly controversial in the real world – but successful nonetheless.
However… as for the virtual online experience… debating/arguing (or what I like to call, anger-fueled stupidity mixed with a low IQ) is completely ridiculous, and utterly useless – most of the time?
I classify it being metaphorically similar to punching a bank card in order to gain access to the cash it digitally stores.
As online debating or aguring usually involves multiple pathetic attempts at expressing ones awfully lame, and unwanted opinion, over a medium that relies on sub-conscious filtering, cynically-contradictory nonsense, and ever-consistent fault-finding.
Even the slightest temper tantrum online, is frowned upon.
Therefore making the Internet… a jolly and wonderful place for non-conforming, attitude-bearing geeks with a staunch love for sarcasm.
Anyways, saying that, theres a new craze thats recently hit the good old Facebook. It involves debating…but in a oddly random, and completely off-topic fashion.
For example…Here is a debate a buddy(ZA Ratte) and I recently had on another friends wall.
It all started with her new status msg “Like slavery and apartheid, poverty is not natural. It is man-made and it can be eradicated by the actions of human beings – Nelson Mandela“:
Anonymous at 2:26pm July 17
When the great man speaks the world should listen, words of a true ambassador for mankind!
Craig at 2:28pm July 17
Surely deafening the ears of the common communist, would entitle little green men from Omicron Persei 8 to pursue their mighty dreams of becoming large green men?
Its preposterous that neither land animal, or small time crook in that matter, can afford to take the time out of their fabricated lives, in order to compete in a nationwide Quidditch contest. I mean seriously? Who really gives a horses tree about American history? Its like joining forces with the Swiss on a ski slope to perform karaoke. Absolutely, positively, narcissistic.
Lucrative, maybe. But void of all common sense.
Saying that, I also feel its rather dull of one to decide on the measure of force required, to tug a lifeboat from sea level up mnt everest.
But nonetheless, life is misery and poprocks. But ey, lets all just kick it in the head ey?
ZA Ratte at 2:43pm July 17
The overwhelmed reject hurts. Why can’t Communist cloud life? The medium hastens Communist throughout a breath. Life apologizes inside the Communist.
Craig at 2:51pm July 17
Thats an outrageous claim Za Ratte, I hope u have proof to back that up. As even if they did manage to succumb to Dino the Last Dinosaur, then surely they would have the inventory to protect themselves against their sub conscious hatred for the Ecuadorean Lumber Grinder? surely?
But anyways, what I find even more stupefying than your response, is how China manages to secure these deals with the Queen.
Honestly? Who in their right mind, would deter away from battling level 40 deatheaters on a 32Mb/s connection, to start a conflict with the peace corp? Thats like capping 50 from a submarine off the coast of jamaica. Utter insanity.
And…
…even If the world economic forum could just crack open a bottle of 60 day old grape juice, how exactly would they physically divert all that unused energy, and instead focus on the asian bisexual porn industry?
That is the big question. Im looking forward to your reply.
Bazil at 2:54pm July 17
what have you started ROX?!!!!!!
Craig at 2:56pm July 17
Rox isnt the one to blame here bud. Its the French. The French with their desire to feed on live rabbits.
Come to mention it.. The Australian translation for spritzer also plays quite a significant role.
Bloody spawns of Zeus they all are.
ZA Ratte at 3:00pm July 17
its usually Zeus .. its because he’s french…
Craig at 3:05pm July 17
Yes but dude, like i said just now(look above), a plumber only knows how to walk in a straight line if hes sober – unless of course he initially rubbed garlic on his inner calves..(gently and with much disregard to the magnetic field that surrounds our solar system)
Creating nothing from something, is like manufacturing artificial happiness inside a falsely perceived bubble. Which is extremely pessimistic if you look at it from a 72 degree angle under room temperature.
Like in the case of the McDonalds franchise… more people would rather save an imaginary family from a distinguished fire, than use an expensive camera lens to get the right shot….
Its all ludicrous if u ask me.
ZA Ratte at 2:58pm July 17
China terrifies the perpetual sand. The telescope beams Grape Juice before its native curiosity. As sarcasm vouches the originator, they shade sketches of resolve. The obstruction responds to our alike anatomy…
I think its more about McDonalds than grape juice: If you take grape juice and let it mellow for 60 days you have poverty, but should … you instead actually GO to jamaica you will find plenty of high speed connections. Its like some famous guy once said : “Can the friend puzzle with an unnatural disaster?” – its deep.
as for the asian bixsexual pron industry – i think its a real contender.
Craig at 3:20pm July 17
When a man speaks, a sound is usually transmitted…
And that is why more people like Coca Pops than Rice Crispies. Its one the many facts disproved in modern society.
For example, if you take 4 eggs, mix em up with a hint of flower and 12litres of milk, what have you got? Exactly, a piece of the pie! Pi = 3.142, which is the equivalent of 2grams … of pure, freshly harvested hemp(in aztec times). And when bound with French soldiers, its reacts furiously.
Kinda like a mini supernova, just without the happy ending.
ZA Ratte at 3:21pm July 17
The adopted philosophy recognizes Plumbers. Why does McDonalds smile at Plumbers? – Only Zeus knows that one. McDonalds weds any carriage, plumbers fish for any patient. Each newspaper facilitates the unwilling plate underneath a borderline be its plumbers or a Big Mac. Should 72 degree angle breeze outside the sweat? if only inner calves where … slip streamed!
Prime example: last night I had the FishHooks, i go all up and under V01d, as he said , … but crackle finkstein shows the cowboys. Now i know this is getting too mathematical but complex numbers are hardly a way to explain away the poverty trap in british columbia. But as it may the quantitative links are plain as day, ESPECIALLY along sub arctic magnetic fields.
If you think inside the box, you might just get that “impossible” angle and win.
Craig at 3:28pm July 17
Okay, i see where this is going. If you want to wax all intellectual on the subject then I think you need to take some time out of your false reality, and instead divert that unforeseeable present, into some kind of inner meaning.
Ie. Seeing blue and white stripes in the rear view mirror, does not distinguish between whats between the lines of a northern light crusader.
Thus the general philosophy is flawed in so many ways. As arctic waves cause mini life sized ice particles in the air we breathe. Eventually creating an alteration in the space/time continuum.
In laymen terms. When a halo is formed around a national moment, at that exact second.. life seizes to exist for the poor, and flourishes for the weak. …
Its all quantum mechanics in the end.