…Is massive. It really is. Even when compared to 6 ANC MP’s (whose heads have been merged in order to affectively produce further bad delivery), its still… massive.
Which got me thinking… Does his small brain kinda just float/roll/hover around in that skull of his? Free from nerve attachment, and the unneeded stress of cognitive thought – thus relinquishing his ability to apply logic, use common sense, and engage in any talk where he doesn’t whip out his sneaky race card (like a sly poker player)?
As if you did so happen to watch Morning Live this morning, them I’m almost certain you’re still cursing at yourself for listening to his pathetic voice?
At one stage, I was pretty sure him and Vuyo were about to have a cock fight!
Hectic!
Saying that… I thought I’d take some time out of today, in an effort to further examine whats potting with this tool. And in doing so, I also thought I’d meander a bit online… researching.
With hopes of discovering:
a) Whether or not Malema is a girl, or just a figment of our pessimistic imagination.
and
b) If his brain simply floats about inside that thick massive head of his…
*so 5 minutes pass*
And after battling numerous ninjas in hand-to-hand combat (woop woop), as well as hopelessly losing to Frodo in a game of Whose-Queer, I eventually managed to locate this remarkable diagram of Malema’s upper and lower anatomy.
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
And as you can see, the truth is… well… pretty fucking obvious.
…And it is why I’m strongly advising the world, to present him with an early Darwin award – or something as admirable (or diminishable?)… Because its becoming quite clear, that his days are numbered by his mental capacity – which reached its limit during a woodwork class back in the day.
Better yet.. Perhaps the Japs will have a shrinking device soon – in which case they could possibly invent a small sperm pod where one could place Malema in, and artificially inseminate a camel (for the sole purpose are scientifically understanding how the fuck he initially managed to win that deadly race to the egg).
It must have been a mistake. Nah?
Enough smack talk. Im out!
