Lucky Underpants
At the absolute most… one person happened to question me yesterday regarding my use of Lucky Boxer Shorts – Yes, they really are that awesome. Which has kinda placed me in a bit of a pickle with common...
View ArticleFacebook Debate
Debating can be highly controversial in the real world – but successful nonetheless. However… as for the virtual online experience… debating/arguing (or what I like to call, anger-fueled stupidity...
View ArticleEmotional Transplant
I was sitting around the proverbial social campfire this weekend, when someone mentioned that the heart is capable of storing information? As apparently…(apparently)… there have been quite a few organ...
View ArticleMy Letter To Mr Car Guard
Dear Man-Who-Arrives-At-My-Car-Door (Informally known as ‘car guard‘), I am writing to you in connection with the most recent mugging, of one of my fellow companions in anti-crime and justice – I’ll...
View ArticleEpiphany
UPDATE: Winter is only good for 3 things… Snowboarding – But its too bad Cape Town doesn’t have lots of snow, and where it does have, theres no decent snow slopes… Other than that, theres… Sitting at...
View ArticleNational Sperm Day
A public holiday that absolutely everyone - from all walks of life – can thankfully adore and be proud of. A day when we relinquish that ill-truth that we are not all winners. A day when all us living...
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Malema’s Head…
…Is massive. It really is. Even when compared to 6 ANC MP’s (whose heads have been merged in order to affectively produce further bad delivery), its still… massive. Which got me thinking… Does his...
View ArticleStoner Intellect
According to a study never once performed, there is apparently an abundance of people on this planet. This study, which evidently lacked written or verbal reference, went on to conclude that… People....
View ArticleFrench History Lesson #1
Today I thought it be entirely necessary to indulge carelessly and uninformatively on Frances’ useless heritage – this because of last nights game, where the girls in blue received such a solid...
View ArticleResignation: I Hand It To You…
Seeing as yesterday was Thursday - Phuza Thursday to be exact - I’m pretty 100% certain of nothing many of you (or just myself) are cursing right now… whilst contemplating potential career suicide, and...
View ArticleSo You Want To Be A Superhero?
“If I was a superhero…” This, my friends, is an unfinished statement. An unfinished statement I ponder upon, at least 4 times during a work day. Arcane-like and powerful. The superhero is, like its...
View ArticleAlien Abduction Insurance
I’m a Science-Fiction fanatic. I shit you not. Deep-space travel, interstellar warfare, worm-holing, Supernova’s, clouds of dust and gas collapsing within their own gravity, galactic mayhem, planetary...
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Hothead!
My 2 worst fears are: Sleep restriction And being air-lifted by anything other than an acute orgasm. So it wasn’t the greatest of days when I was rudely awoken by my pre-set alarm clock at 3am, only to...
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It’s International Man’s Day, bitches :-)!
…apparently… So in accordance with sexism and unequal rights, here are a few more kitchen funnies.
View ArticleHow to be a Bergie/Bum/Hobo…
In 12 quick and easy steps. 1. Origin. This is quite possibly the most important step. As bergies rely quite heavily on a relentless, fabricated backstory – usually involving broken dreams, harsh...
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